this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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My thirst for corn has not been quenched.

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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

My thirst for corn has not been quenched.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

Yep. OK, that's good. I'm....yeah, I'm good, thanks. Thanks-THANK YOU. STOP.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 18 points 20 hours ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago
[–] Conclusionallusion@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Have you been to Zim? That's infinitely better than the filthy dollar bills they used to use.

[–] devdoggy@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

I love that and only want the best for this little guy in life

[–] HughMann@piefed.social 3 points 19 hours ago

For a moment, I thought that was G’Kar, I guess it’s just G’Korn

[–] MacaqueAndCheese 6 points 23 hours ago

My local brothel still doesn't serve corn, it's so upsetting.

[–] vogi@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Aww what a cutie

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

I thought so too, but no. It's an ad for Plants vs. Zombies 2 and the actor is uncredited.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hail Xibalba!

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Ugh, this post is so corny

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] Kowowow 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If we get a new wave of corn I'll just post the same thing and it works forever

https://lemmy.ca/post/56665593

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago