Anon tries going outside once and isn't a fan. : greentext

[+] [email protected] 89 points 2 years ago (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Where do I find others at the center of the sexual deviant and dried meat enthusiast Venn diagram?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Try going to a furry convention in the panhandle of either Oklahoma or Texas

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Sorry buddy, I like smoked meats. Otherwise we could have been friends.

[–] Goodtoknow 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

City center queer groups. Check on Eventbrite or local Facebook group search.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

nice instance

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's called breaking and entering, and I don't expect it to work out very well.

Also not finding people like you (esp living in a rural area) is likely a factor for being a shut-in in the first place. Even if they're around, they're probably shut-ins too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

They're... in their homes.

Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

I’m just seeing somebody who needs to turn quest markers back on.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Now you get a new appreciation for being inside and stfu.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As a kid, I always used to think I'm living in a zombie apocalypse but with old people instead of zombies. Well, I still do, but now I know it really is like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure this is the plotline of the Codename Kids Next Door movie special.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And soon enough, you'll be one of them...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

idk pretty sure I'll die in WW3 or the Cybernetic Revolt before that happens

[–] FarceMultiplier 1 points 2 years ago

Old people... romantic partners...

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