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Zombie Survival

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Discussion about the hypothetical scenario of a zombie apocalypse.

Unless stated otherwise, by zombie we're refering to The Walking Dead -kind of undead creature.

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Kitchen weaponry (lemm.ee)
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Hypothetical situation: you are locked at your kitchen whilst there are a bunch of zombies outside of the room invading your home. You can only pick 2 items from your kitchen to use as weapons (1 for each hand) to fight them, what would those be?

I'll start: I would use a big frying pan in my left hand and a kitchen knife in my right. The pan is perfect for blocking attacks and dealing blunt attacks. The reasoning behind the kitchen knife is that... I don't really have anything else "dangerous" at my kitchen. Better than nothing, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll flip the kitchen table to block the doorway and bail out of the window. There's no way I'm fighting a zombie with a kitchen knife. If I absolutely have to then I'll kick off a table leg and use that. Maybe try spraying their eyes with oven cleaner or something lol.