Anyone that knows what canadian geese or college campus geese are like would think "geese of war" was redundant.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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All geese are war geese
We’re coming for you.
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Cry havoc...
sobbing "HAVOC!" 😭
And let slip the dogs of war!
It's better in the original Klingon.
I like the Archer version "let slip the hogs of war..." "Dogs of war." "Whichever farm animal of war, Lana!"
Fireballs. The answer is always fireballs.
Geese are water type. Clearly they have resistance if not outright immunity.
Call me an idiot for my next words but it's a fucking bird!
I've seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.
I'm aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.
You are an idiot. It's not birds, it's geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale
Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.
So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.
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