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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone that knows what canadian geese or college campus geese are like would think "geese of war" was redundant.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

All geese are war geese

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Live reaction

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cry havoc...

sobbing "HAVOC!" 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And let slip the dogs of war!

[–] Kichae 10 points 1 year ago

It's better in the original Klingon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like the Archer version "let slip the hogs of war..." "Dogs of war." "Whichever farm animal of war, Lana!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fireballs. The answer is always fireballs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Geese are water type. Clearly they have resistance if not outright immunity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Call me an idiot for my next words but it's a fucking bird!

I've seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.

I'm aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are an idiot. It's not birds, it's geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.

[–] LillyPip 5 points 1 year ago

/c/canadamemes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago