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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unironically I'd love to buy this for a colleague of mine. Does it exist to purchase?

Edit: Nvm I found it and it's $80. I don't like him that much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There are two wolves inside you. They are both in severe debt. They have taken out a reverse mortgage on your torso.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

You really shouldn't insert those wolves inside you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Inside me there are two wolves and they are fucking FURIOUSLY

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, can someone check the maths on that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s almost right but they forgot to carry the number 2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a lot of people missing butt cheeks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Statistically the average number of buttcheeks that a person has is less than 2.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

buttcheeks georg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't some people have 3 nipples? I'm willing to bet that some also have 3 buttcheeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CMV: They aren't inside you until you eat them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s not the only way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The white wolf’s expression really sells it. “Yeah, we’re talkin’ about you.”