The internet was a mistake.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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Holup
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Back when I smoked I flicked my cigarette, rolled up the window so my friends and I could smoke a blunt, and I’m stoned like 5 minutes later, smelling something weird. I look down and I’m on fire. True story.
That's not great, but at least your grandma wasn't fingering herself on the back seat.
There are no new stories.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandpa fingering himself on the back seat?
This one is new, pretty sure
Sadly, it's not. :(
Happened last week over here. 🤷🏻♂️
I'll take a self-pleasuring granny over littering mfks any day.