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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You should not use glass. Use bowl instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

[Question marked as duplicate]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

*post closed duplicate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The glass is at half capacity.

Additional liquid may reduce block allocation effectiveness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The glass is a stupid question

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You shouldn’t use a glass but a hose instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"Why are you trying to measure the contents of the glass?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Glass is the complete wrong way to hold water. The standard practice is to use the colander as it allows the water out and to the users. You should never use glass as it restricts waters flow to one method.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The glass is proprietary and 3rd party