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Guess I'll die (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you break the windows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They are... well, at least notepad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will use wine to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Noot noot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

find an open Arch