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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The guy you see when it’s following Draxler down the tunnel looks like Arabian Mr Bean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Is he already pissed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

had to take a shit obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That's the least urgent pooping emergency I've ever seen, he's strolling and even stops to play a pass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe cause business already done, just need a change

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Makes me wonder if something serious happened to a family member and a staff member just told him from the sidelines. He looks distracted/sad. If he left the field to take a shit then it must be one hell of an urgent shit and I don't think he would just walk slowly down the tunnel. The way he left the field didn't look like he planned on coming back again to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sometimes moving slowly is your best defense. One clinch of the abdomen and you have an explosion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe he played it really cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Mit Stolz und Leidenschaft. 🔵⚪️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm surprised someone with a history of being so dedicated and committed would quit in the middle of a game like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Was it a game though? There was only half a dozen fans there. Dude probably thought he was at a training session and dived off early to get to the showers first!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Puncheon special

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He didn't do the walk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well sometimes if you run you'll relax the muscles and release it all, gotta have that super focus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

no, if i wait too long i have to waddle to the toilet or my street will hear my farts and possibly more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.

It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This is so true it hurts to read.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Underrated comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

a shitter crowning himself as a top global shitter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You have ibs? Crohns?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Eric Dier knows

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gary linekar entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I was about to say that. He just kind of did it. No running was involved.... well, the kind that runs down your leg was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbf your best bet is to walk off, doesn’t arouse suspicion and doesn’t force any unintentional pressure that may cause a tragic explosion

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There was once I was doing a beep test in school. I was rather fit, and was able to stay in the test until I was one of the last few left. That also meant that I was pretty drained at that point.

However, when one's got to go, one's got to go. I bolted out of there at what was probably my personal best in 100m up till that point straight to the throne.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Clown league. Clown players. If someone walks off during a game of 5 a side AstroTurf because they are losing, the rest of the players get seriously pissed off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The irony here is he was one of the very few "younger" players that admitted his decision to head there was purely financially driven

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you walk off the pitch during a professional football match but there's no audience around to see it, does it really matter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

he better sits in an airplane already

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe he had to take a dump

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He could save schalke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Must be disappointing to the fan who paid to watch him play

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Man went searching for the fans because they sure are not in the stadium lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ive heard that name before. He's a German wonderkid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Antonio Brown?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Realised his chances of finally playing for Arsenal are dwindling away and it's time to call Higuain, Samba & co and make a move.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He heard the move to arsenal finally on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This league is better than MLS? Lolol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He became aware of what he was doing after thinking on it. He decided to walk away from Omelas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Jeff Hardy vibes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Probably needed a big poo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Most committed former high-profile player in the UAE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

good I hope all these guys are fucking miserable

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

does anyone know why i cant watch the link that are dub.cc on my phone but i have no trouble on my laptop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I have these “what the hell am I doing here” at work too often. Only I don’t have the accumulated wealth to do this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
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