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Cyber woman with corn

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos

They've gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? "Let's see, I got 'cyborg', and... 'corn'. Alright, Jennifer, let's get you into that shiny unitard. Where's catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing some kind of bio engineering related use was expected, but even if that's the case, the syringe is still fucking weird lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somebody threw bleach on LeVar Burton

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

And gave corn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

LeVar wouldn’t need implants to match hers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Our AI overlord posing with her best GMO food for her propaganda campaign showing her superiority to the weak human lead countries.

The poster will have some text saying :

At the top :

 "No More Hunger"

At the bottom :

 "No Strings Attached"
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Cyber woman make do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The Corn Identity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is the future oldpeoplefacebook wants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can really appreciate that corn has more yellow after the yellow injection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do

And it was called Yellow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hyper Future Nikita Khrushchev (Rule 63 Edition)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The last one makes me think of loss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

@Depress_Mode O no... this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
"Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!"