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Harrison is definitely not great

Did Beto die?

I love all the space around the pitch. It means players can actually run full tilt near the edges without having to worry about falling into a drainage abyss or going headlong into advert boards

Everton's kit is as boring as their football.

Why is everybody mad at Pickford for calling out cheating rather than mad at the guy cheating?

Halftime highlights are going to be of El Clasico yesterday

Not the most entertaining watch

Never heard West Ham so silent feels like lockdown again (except when Pickford's on the ball)

Christ some quality anywhere would be nice

Honestly not sure which was more pathetic, Paqueta giving the ball away in a dangerous spot and not tracking back, or Harrison completely blowing a 3-1 and not even getting a shot off.

It’s so quiet

First time really watching west ham this season and kudus is an absolute menace

Oh look, Paqueta fell over again. At least the ref carded him for complaining this time.

I’m turning off if Danny Ings comes on. Scores literally every time he plays us

We need to make some subs. McNeil is dead

Chermiti on over Beto and Danjuma is very weird

Shocking header. Or, more accurately, necker.

Never touched him…

Rare Paqueta yellow

not ings…

Well that was certainly one of the games of all time

Right decision by Douc. When he hits it first time he usually scores, if he takes a touch he panics

DCL is actually unreal. Shame Doucoure has the finishing of a fish

Have they changed the advantage law or was it never very specific? Feel like refs are giving unusually long advantages this season.

What a stupid challenge he knows he would be out next week

Pretending to have a head injury. Oh dear.

Do West Ham need their opponents to be really attacking and high pressing or something.

Their record against bottom half teams is pretty good...

How was that not a foul from that Kudus stamp

Paqueta unnecessary yellow? Shocked I tell you, shocked. The whole thing moved me TO A BIGGER HOUSE.

Paqueta’s parlay is in danger

Branthwaite looks decent so far

How fucking long did he play advantage for there

So is Branthwaite an insane talent or is the rest of the squad just relatively poor so he stands out?

Didn't think there was any contact on that Branthwaite foul

Everton not in threat of relegation so they just phoned this game in. Kinda pathetic.

Commentator just said Kudos wasn’t feigning injury. I mean the way he jumped up to confront Pickford, he clearly was!

"If we shout handball enough they might eventually give it"

If there was a kit made to sum up the dullness and unexceptional nature of this match, it is Everton's grey kit.

Kudus on the floor for about a minute and immediately gets up to have a go at Pickford was funny

The worst half of football I've seen this season

Kudus lashed out their at Tarky

How’s VAR not Looked at that

Two of the most boring teams in the league, playing in the worst stadium in the world. How the hell did this get picked for a Super Sunday game?

I want to see a full on brawl, I can feel it coming

Harrison is terrible

I look at our team, we have good players, we should be able to play good football. But we are so dull sometimes.

Cannot stand Pickford. Such an arrogant, aggressive prick. He’s not even THAT good in goal, either.

DCL did well there, poor touch from Doucoure

oh, DCL is actually on the pitch? Crazy

How different are the keepers' kits allowed to be? Pickford has an entirely different crest on his

Why did I think these two teams would, like, do stuff