Soccer (Closing)

The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

Evans just ball watching lmao

The Haaland-Foden Darby

Nobody on rodri, nobody on Haaland...

We deserve everything

Haven’t seen domination like this in a while

but can he do it on a cold rainy night in manchester.. oh wait

"and football friends they are", people hold Drury up as the pinnacle of commentators ffs

Evans, Maguire just watching the game as if they're spectators

As much shit as I’ve given Onana in the past he’s kept this score line from being utterly embarrassing

Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking

I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.

Oh no Haaland has compassion update and does assists now

Onana sucks again! Just catch it pal

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!

Rodri just strolling through their defense

Feels like United reset to being this shit every 2 years, like a reverse Krusty Doll

🤣

Why do these 2 always gang up on Man United

Fucking boring twats!

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LEAVE HAALAND ALL ALONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

There’s a gap between these two teams

So unselfish by a striker who's on a hattrick

Manchester is turning bluer by the day.

How many passes were in the buildup?

Calling it schoolboy defending would be an insult to schoolboys

Onana lonely out here man

Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.

Evans and Maguire is such a hilarious cb pair to play against City

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry

Who the fuck has marked Haaland in this game?

Whoever that player is, he might as well not play with how shambolic that marking is. I’m pretty sure any of the united academy players could do a better job at just staying with their man.

Rodri literally just walked past Amrabat there

City is unstoppable.

City might be slightly better

Let's not mark Haaland and let's not track Haaland

hope ETG stays for a long time, this is pathetic

GAME OVER

None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care

so easy

Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team

Foden scoring in the derby always makes my heart happy

they gonna both get braces now and the game ends 4-0

And some people here claim Haaland isn’t a “good footballer”

Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho

How many passes was that

Ten Haag is bald for no reason, no football knowledge in there

It's amazing how they keep ignoring Haaland WTF Alone again

Gave up the hattrick to help his boy out. Yep he’s a fucking Blue

This team is pathetic, they didnt even bother trying this game