this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
432 points (99.5% liked)

196

17518 readers
1300 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have this on a t-shirt and been called cute ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did you get it? I have several friends Iโ€™d like to buy this as a shirt for!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just worried that if Jesus comes back, he'll think I didn't eat enough crackers over the years.

[โ€“] Canadian_Cabinet 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funnily enough, in Spain we call the crackers/wafers/whatevertheyare Hostias, and hostias is one of our catch-all terms for yelling "Jesus!" in shock or bewilderment

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny, there's also an English phrase "Christ on a cracker!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Christ on a Cracker is better with Cheesus.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In Quebec French "host" is used in the same way. So are chalice, Tabernacle, virgin Mary and I'm probably forgetting some.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] staticblanket 16 points 1 year ago

Hail yourself!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

And I found my new wallpaper. It's adorable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get thee behind me, Jesus!

๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Someone used that phrase at me once. Get thee behind me! My impulse was to cackle like sickly King Theoden and say You have no power here!

He tried again and it still didn't work.