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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even if you DO escape, there is no guarantee that you'd leave with your sanity intact.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine at 00:59 minutes elapsed, your boss enters and informs you that it's actually an upstream data issue and that no changes are required.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lol you just made my day with that comment

[–] darkpanda 15 points 2 years ago

Did you mean to write “job description” instead of “escape room concept”?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

As someone who has lived this scenario, I feel comfortable concluding there isn’t any escape. If you fail, the problem will still be there later. If you succeed, you have now become an expert on the problem and we be called upon to handle it again later when it manifests in a different way

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I actually had something similar to this. It’s impossible. That “hour” ended up being two weeks while sleeping under my desk. But hey I got a “you saved the company!” … hat. Yep, hat. #neveragain

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And go.

Coffee.

Then a blank soulless stare.

And silence. Lots of silence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Silent mind warfare lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

i had a similar idea for a video game. the idea was that you have to solve a problem or penetrate a server in limited time. you would've to capture the flag by sql injecting a server or get the output of a bugged code that you have to fix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is an impossible challenge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Blame Fake virus attack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So you want me to pay for something I get paid a lot of money to endure?