darkpanda

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[–] darkpanda 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This ignores pages upon pages of lore in item descriptions, though, which goes something like, “Sweet Grass — an herb from a distant land, cultivated by the dark monks of Seringrad, and used for healing rituals. The exiled senator Myrmidon of the Kingdom of Loss is believed to have poisoned his fellow senator and former lover Zanzibart following a legislative dispute during the Anecdotes using spoiled Sweet Grass, which produces a highly toxic sludge when rotting. Restores 10% health upon use.”

This is what’s great about FS games as far as I’m concerned — for those that want to read into the lore, it’s there to go through, but for those who just want to bonk, they can just bonk, and aren’t tied down to 30 minute cinematics that lay it all out for them. It’s like an inverted Kojima game, it’s all tell-don’t-show-but-maybe-ok-show-just-a-little-bit and does a 1 minute cinematic and leaves the rest as an exercise to the player to sort out. If they want to sort it out, they can, and if not, they can just continue to bonk and maybe later on put on some YouTuber’s three hour long explanation about the game they just finished and have it play in the background while they barbecue. And yeah, sure a bunch of t might be vague and contradictory, but goddamn it, it gets people talking more than the 30 minute exposition-heavy cinematic ever could.

[–] darkpanda 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If Mercurial were as popular as Git I would presume that it would be rewritten in C or Rust, but who can say.

[–] darkpanda 20 points 4 days ago

Also Subsurface, a scuba diving log program, but that one is not quite as well known.

https://subsurface-divelog.org/

[–] darkpanda 2 points 6 days ago

Alpha Flight checking in.

Also Wolverine.

And technically Superman was co-created by a Canadian. Metropolis was originally inspired by Toronto, as that’s where Joe Shuster grew up. But we all know this thanks to a Heritage Moment, just like we know about brain surgery and responsible government.

[–] darkpanda 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dev: “Boss, we need additional storage on the database cluster to handle the latest clients we signed up.”

Boss: “First see if AI can do it.”

[–] darkpanda 3 points 1 week ago

It also had an area which they mined… poison, somehow. They mined it like it was coal, just pickaxing it right out the ground while their workers caught the green lung.

[–] darkpanda 85 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Storm Thurman? Zero likes on his TikTok. That’s the real stat.

[–] darkpanda 3 points 2 weeks ago

Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

[–] darkpanda 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

[–] darkpanda 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] darkpanda 26 points 3 weeks ago

It’s effectively digital book burning.

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