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Unfortunately I had to get a different job, it was just too difficult to make hens meet

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Um. I was told there would be hot cocks in my area?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

.... i dont get it...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably hens meet -> ends meet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make sure your chicken coup has only two doors. If it has four doors it would be a sedan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

chicken coup

Dammit, I knew they were up to something