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Soccer (Closing)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Who on earth is playing left back then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No way Saka plays LB, he hasn't played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The triumphant return of Left Baka

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Please let my boy rest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bukayo, get the Star Boy's name right.

He adds to happiness dammit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Probably Rico Lewis at this rate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ziyech is magically english now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ashley Cole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'll give it ago if no one else wants to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Perhaps he ran out of snus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bro no one wants to play this break

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I was about to write the same joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did he get caught cheating again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did he suddenly discover he had his wife's car keys?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Realisation that he’s out of his depth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they're home as well, I know).