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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Who on earth is playing left back then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No way Saka plays LB, he hasn't played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The triumphant return of Left Baka

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Please let my boy rest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bukayo, get the Star Boy's name right.

He adds to happiness dammit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Probably Rico Lewis at this rate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ziyech is magically english now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ashley Cole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'll give it ago if no one else wants to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Perhaps he ran out of snus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bro no one wants to play this break

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was about to write the same joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did he get caught cheating again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did he suddenly discover he had his wife's car keys?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Realisation that he’s out of his depth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they're home as well, I know).