AGuyAcrossTheInternet

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

There should be a second half:

"Didn't you delete 35GB of CC just an hour ago?"

"But these three sets look so good! And just one more. I WILL use them all, this time!"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Wo ist Franz mit seinem völlig verwahrlosten Taxi? Hängt der immer noch in Bayern fest?

Dann Friedrich. Er ist mir einfach am ähnlichsten!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Du wirst nicht glauben, wie Videos auf X künftig heißen sollen.

Das entsprechende Konto wurde bereits dort entsorgt, wenn ich nicht auf einen Witz reingefallen bin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it's gonna flag me every time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wie es der gemeine Angelsachse schon treffend sagt: "Geh groß oder geh heim."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

In Peters DBR—Deutsche Bauwagenrepublik—würde ich gut und gerne leben! Da kann man nämlich einfach mal schön… abschalten.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Child protection services will be happy to hear about this. And if you're in a country where they actually do anything, even better.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The educated knows to avoid pitfalls. The educated knows how to do maths with imaginary fingers. The educated can sing the alphabet song in their head to figure out which letter comes before or after.

The inteli–… intell– Intel Ligent™ person knows to live and breathe the weaknesses their own stupidity brings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh just give it about three days…

*Preußens Gloria intensifies. Ü

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

HAH! Meine Waage zeigt mir immer eine Fehlermeldung! Schachmatt!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mir ist nach etwas Leichtem. So Bruschschedda oder so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

On the flipside, the gained experience in how not to do things, what to do better and dipping toes into something unknown for the devs will help them, when they find new jobs elsewhere.

I certainly wish them all the best of luck for the future. May their next projects show improvements!

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