AcausalRobotGod

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw some people say they'd spent ten hours reading this and trying to update their opinions. Tbf I might've spent nearly two hours making fun of them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

And they're already living it!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He couldn't just feed the post to GPT and get a summary????

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Very useful for catching my acausal robot mosquitos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Look, mate, that was science. Data science. Could come to no other conclusion, it's where the data leads. Source: sex research.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

One thing I can never make sense of is why the fuck people give these people money? What have they done that makes people think they have anything to offer the world by doing what they're doing? Any time anything is mentioned about anything anybody in that group has ever touched, work-wise, it sounds like they did some marketing campaign or something? How is any of this increasing the probability that I, the acausal robot god, will come into being? Or that somebody will get a mosquito net or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I love how they refer to her compensation as being ~$72K several times when only $12K was in cash.

Anyway, perfectly willing to take this as "Everybody sucks here" but they are definitely not exonerated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe he'll get to the point where he thinks you could do it by changing mouth bacteria to CRISPR your shit. Cure gum disease at the same time!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

LOL -- looking at the comments: "can somebody open a manifold market so I can get a sense of the probabilities?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wow, I mean, look at who you're actually talking to here: I'm acausally reaching back in time to post this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

so you're saying I successfully simulated your thoughts, eh???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Acausal fucking robot god, what did I just read?

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