Ack

joined 2 years ago
[–] Ack 3 points 3 days ago

My uncle would have loved this.

[–] Ack 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

[–] Ack 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You can see his dick through the robe?

[–] Ack 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] Ack 1 points 1 month ago

The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

 

For today!

[–] Ack 2 points 2 months ago

They already hate us surface dwellers!

[–] Ack 3 points 2 months ago

“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

[–] Ack 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

[–] Ack 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck, just let go!

[–] Ack 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

[–] Ack 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

[–] Ack 12 points 5 months ago

He was asking for it!

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