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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But... Then how will I get the poowater on my balls?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh. Is that how protests work? I am a non-driver who supports initiatives like making cities car-free, increasing public transport, improving cyclist/pedestrian infrastructure. Yet, I am now blocking this community because it's clearly full of attention-seekers craving a power-trip.

This 'protest' makes me support the drivers, not the cyclists. I don't understand how this silly idea came about that making people hate you somehow builds support for a cause.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'Fire shoe' encompasses both meanings satisfactorily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tree wool.

Okay, that is really cool. I think German wins here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Does Dutch keep both forms?

I believe both Old English and Old High German kept both the compound word (hand shoe) and the singular word (e.g. glōf) before eventually choosing one and discarding the other. I'm curious if there are any Germanic languages that have kept both forms into the modern era.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But yeah, fireplace just sounds so much cooler...

Although... Why not... Fire shoe? Yeah, that's even better.

Fire shoe it is. I'll let Oxford know.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wow, you're right. German really is amazing!

mittens = Faustschuhe => fist shoes

hat = Kopfschuh => head shoe

glasses = Augenschuhe => eye shoes

earrings = Ohrschuhe => ear shoes

mask = Gesichtsschuh => face shoe

bra = Brustschuhe => breast shoes

shirt = Rumpfschuh => torso shoe

pants = Beinschuhe => leg shoes

helmet = Gehirnschuh => brain shoe

diaper = Babyschambereichschuh => baby shame-area shoe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'll have you know that the history of 'gloves' in English goes back long before the Norman conquest; the roots in English are neither from French nor Latin.

What I really want to know is if shoes in German are called 'fußglof'?

If you say, 'yes', then I really will be jealous. I want a foot glove...