Afflictedlife

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Wish me happy birthday? <3 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I hope you'll have a reason to smile on your birthday

You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. in c/[email protected]
Who are the worst types of people? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The living

I say double it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Loop continues until entire human population tied to track and there's nobody left to pass the switch to. kill the scapegoat on round one and done