Aryuproudomenowdaddy

joined 4 years ago
 

“I’m fiscally liberal and socially a monster.” is going in the ol file cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Judging by the title I can only assume Lara fights crime wearing a black latex suit in this.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Death to the first world unlimited genocide?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm almost positive it's a bit account.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Xi has gone too far, there needs to be a UN resolution condemning this.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

You would be our little drummer owl.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tervell would train us into a competent slaver hit squad

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This post has been rated by real patriots as 100% true. Guard your dicks, you never know when Xi might come for you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's still water in the drum. Ew wet clothes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your house is along the green path and I've been overencumbered walking for 15 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I dated a girl who told me she spent $600/month on take out and she was on a student's budget.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

melon-musk "This will make me seem like I have a large IQ and am funny simultaneously."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can you fuck the Owl Bear

 

Trump has been indicted, billions must die.

 

Sowing sicko-hair

Reaping sicko-wistful

 
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