BeardedSingleMalt

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The BBQ sauces are at the table, but they're in unmarked bottles so you don't know which one is regular, vinegar, sweet & smokey or burn-your-ass hot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn't move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

1/4 of the people are now ready to deboard, how dare they!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Or the Ad Buddies from Maniac.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

i dunno, 68F on a cloudy windy day isn't as pleasant as 68F and sunny.

But then again I'm from Ohio and I won't bother to put on so much as a vest until it hits 50s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's been a while but I think they tried to establish 100F as the average human body temperature. But after they established that baseline turns out they were off by 1.4 degrees and couldn't change it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, the DM will adjust alright.

Me: Paladin with +1 plate armor and shield, AC21. I get dropped at least once per session
DM's wife: barbarian constantly attacking reckless AC17. Never gets hit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You don't even need to nuke the drains. Just cover them up. I had drain flies coming out of my shower drain for weeks and couldn't figure out how to stop them initially. Read online to block the drain for a couple days when it's not in use. I just covered the drain with a sink plunger and they were gone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, they just moved on to repeating verbatim every other talking point they're spoonfed. Hunter's laptop, "it'll be gone after the election", Hillary's emails, election hoax

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

[Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

point the screen at the motion detector and wave your arm. the light comes back on.

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