BeigeAgenda

joined 2 years ago
[–] BeigeAgenda 8 points 4 days ago

It took a while for me to get it, but it still read ngnix as "n.g. -nix" in my head.

[–] BeigeAgenda 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah to me it's: big Tesla, medium Tesla and Porsche-ish Tesla.

[–] BeigeAgenda 3 points 5 days ago

The parents now: We are proud of our son the gaming meme gremlin.

[–] BeigeAgenda 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the new edition of the bible where they "fix" all the woke speak.

[–] BeigeAgenda 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My granny and aunt drink that stuff.

[–] BeigeAgenda 2 points 1 week ago

As I know the felon he can say that Ukraine started it in the next sentence after admitting that Russia did.

[–] BeigeAgenda 8 points 1 week ago

Let me guess where the waffle maker is located:

ass

[–] BeigeAgenda 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You don't have to worry about the coming bird flu pandemic locking down anything this time.

And the government will tell you that the people who disappear in your social circle never existed, it's you that remember wrongly.

And don't worry about the new uniforms for all government workers includes a gasmask.

It may sound very dystopian, but that's what you get with a totalitarian regime.

While I was imagining how the muskrat, headworm and lil-t regime will handle the next pandemic it reminded me of what we see in Half-Life 2, Ultraviolet (2006), Brazil (1985).

[–] BeigeAgenda 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Drilling, hammering, or throwing them hard on the ground until the platters shatter.

[–] BeigeAgenda 97 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The other cup is silent because it still can't get over those two girls.

[–] BeigeAgenda 4 points 1 week ago

There's only one GTA game for me: gtados.bat

[–] BeigeAgenda 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not in Mrs. Buckets voice:

beep Mind the car, dear. beep

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