Blackout

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Fox in the snow, where do you go To find something you could eat? Cause the word out on the street is you are starving Don't let yourself grow hungry now Don't let yourself grow cold Fox in the snow

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

You used to be able to light the rivers on fire too but Nixon helped ruin that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's fine. My trumper parents and sister will get PBS donations in their names for every birthday and Christmas from now on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I get started then lose focus and start watching anime. See, this is why Americans need immigrant labor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

As far as I know the prices on their cum filling has held steady.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That was my first project too. A self-circumcision machine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

Can someone poll Americans cause I vehemently oppose the purchase and subjugation of Greenland. And I also vote Trump gets run over by a train.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

They sell 36x18x60 shelves for $30. Just started going last week and it was the first thing I looked for

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can't swim so good :|

[–] [email protected] 40 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. My cat can legally drink next year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No I didn't. I said people with ADHD had a real affliction. It was RFK who was trying to trivialize it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ you know what I meant. This shit was tiring on Reddit and I will will call out you pedantic assholes here too

 

I have an enterprise account and they added this button today. Guess what used to be there? The profile image where you could so conveniently swipe up or down to switch between gmail accounts. This is the kind of UI garbage that makes you want to move your entire company to another service just because you can.

 

Save 100s of dollars and hours picking them out one by one from lucky charms boxes and just buy it in bulk dumny.

 
 

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

 
 
 
 

My 19yr old immortal kitty Orion was just found, nearly a week after he wandered off. He's old and his vision/hearing isn't the best. While I kept looking and giving all the neighbors flyers I was prepared for the worst. Nothing has ever loved me so unconditionally and I am so grateful for his return.

 

I still don't understand why they didn't take a European Swallow to Mt Doom but what do I know :|

 
 

Orion, 19/M, single When he was young he snuck into my engine bay (older wrangler with plenty of space), went all the way to work (1.5hr commute), waited all day (luckily in covered parking), and then popped out when I got home.

Bonus: https://files.catbox.moe/9d57dx.jpg

 
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