What a brilliant use of David Cross's genius! Very well done. Thanks for posting.
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The President's unlawful order infringes on Governor Newsom's role as Commander-in-Chief of the California National Guard and violates the state's sovereign right to control and have available its National Guard in the absence of a lawful invocation of federal power.
https://www.gov.ca.gov/2025/06/12/high-ranking-u-s-military-officials-agree-trumps-takeover-of-los-angeles-is-illegal/
The California National Guard (Cal Guard) is part of the National Guard of the United States, a dual federal–state military reserve force in the state of California.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_National_Guard
The California State Guard (CSG) is a reserve military force that supports the California National Guard (CNG) and the California Military Department (CMD) by enhancing their readiness for both state and federal responsibilities.
https://calguard.ca.gov/csg/
(Interesting, I didn't see any markup tools till I edited it (still seems to be italicizing quotes instead of showing as quotes). New to piefed (part of the new to lemm.ee diaspora), not usually directly on piefed via browser but using Pferd and Interstellar on phone.)
It's not to convict him. It's to make it cease, obviously.
*repository, jeniuses
Right, gotcha. Hence the quotes, and, of course, reading further, they describe the ways he can.
lol thanks Nougat. I was getting hot under the collar so fast, just in the time it took to click into comments. Definitely read the opposite.
Ah, if only we could...
She was cool before The Birth Of Cool.
Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.
This is the way.
Take a look at where I originally posted it.