I like where you were going with this, but I think you need more periods and less commas for better readability.
BossDj
Marvel Rivals players triggered
The animal crossing thumbnail alone gave me a little boost. But I'm sure I'll just scroll on to yet another article about *****
Did I say forced labor camp? I meant happy camp!
Re-he-he-eally
He clucked up
But make a meme out of it, and sure as hell people will believe it.
You heard it here first, Isaac Newton invented car flaps
Side note: Isaac Newton absolutely did not invent the car flap
It's already happened in Arizona before. It's why Joe Arpaio was convicted -- contempt for continuing to profile and round up immigrants after a court told him to stop. Pardoned by Trump.
Haven't you noticed? People love to be advertised at these days.
I keep thinking I'm going to wake up. Or maybe this is hell. Hell wouldn't be just torture, but also some dangling of false hope.
Great news for Elon