Braindead

joined 2 years ago

TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Nifty

I wonder what my wife thinks when the shampoo bottle magically starts dispensing again after I put a little water in it. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Congratulations, your (his) wife now has two assholes

Laundry Day at the Department in c/loweffortmemes@walledgarden.xyz

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

The number of times this has literally happened is greater than zero

Is it ok to post code (~250 LOC) for critique here? in c/python@programming.dev

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A+ for humor usage. Shitting on code is time consuming, so you're not going to get rekt by me...

[R] Poor Pimpi in c/loops@midwest.social

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guardian of the Galaxy and Hyperspace.
I need a title like that

It only counts when it's capitalism. in c/antiwork@lemmy.world

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 20 points 2 months ago

Don't forget, corporations are people too.

/s

Dogs probably think we are nuts for washing our clothes when they finally smell of us and the places we've been in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now this is a proper showerthought...

how do I stop giving a f*ck about my coworkers political ideas? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

This is the political answer

I have a Kindle, but it doesn't scroll and I'm a scroller. Anybody got an Android app that scrolls ebooks really well? Preferably open source and able to access the web (where my library resides)? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I started looking for an Android reading app a long time ago, and I've redone my search a number of times over the years, but none come close to ALreader. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.neverland.alreader

It's not open source but it's free and the amount of customization beats any other app I've tried. For the scrolling to work to my liking I needed to dick around in the settings a bit to get it exactly to my liking, but the fact that I needed to do so is only due to the number of options available.

There are options for network libraries, but with the size of ebooks being what they are, I've not messed around with this yet.

Downloading a book to an Android is easy peasy tho

Pastor shoves McDonald's worker into deep fryer in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago

Talk about putting a new spin on "not the Onion"

South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol survives impeachment vote in c/world@quokk.au

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I missed the nipple rubbing in his apology tho

South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol survives impeachment vote in c/world@quokk.au

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He did say he was sorry
/s