ByteOnBikes

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why is the Tennessee GOP praising Infamous Liberal Adolf Hitler then?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Haha Democrats, Republicans... They're all the same! Haha. Haha. Ha. Ha...."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

(me wishing CVS/Rite aid/Walgreens didn't destroy all the mom and pop drug stores)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They do. It's the secret aisle, behind the store. Ask for Kenny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

OP, This little knife isn't strong enough for my workload.

I require that you make a "RAM Blade".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who are those 15%?

And why aren't they pushed into the ocean?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Looks so cool that I want to keep it contained in glass and left in a museum.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (11 children)

There was that tweet from a few years ago about how so many old ladies on their death bed would confess to killing their husbands.

I'm starting to piece it all together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks Donald.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Hey you should never celebrate cops killing somebody who...

Oh? You mean the Jan 6 terrorists who literally attacked cops and then got presidential pardons? Those guys?

Oh yeah okay then.

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Yep (slrpnk.net)
 

As a colored dude, it's hard to explain. I've even had white folks say, "Nah man it's not like that."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

Me in the 2000s: No lotion, no conditioner, no umbrella, no scarf. Just ashy skin, nasty hair, and choking on the rain and cold.

Not because I was afraid of being made fun of, but because I was stupid and gross.

You young GenZ homies knowing how to groom are the real champs.

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are we saying Yes to AI or yes to Dolores?

Because if the latter... 🤤

 
 

When New York's law requiring $15 or $20 broadband plans for people with low incomes took effect last week, Optimum customer William O'Brien tried to sign up for the cheap Internet service. Since O'Brien is in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), he qualifies for one of the affordable plans that Internet service providers must offer New Yorkers who meet income eligibility requirements.

O'Brien has been paying Optimum $111.20 a month for broadband—$89.99 for the broadband service, $14 in equipment rental fees, a $6 "Network Enhancement Fee," and $1.21 in tax. He was due for a big discount under the New York Affordable Broadband Act (ABA), which says that any ISP with over 20,000 customers must offer either a $15 plan with download speeds of at least 25Mbps or a $20 plan with at least 200Mbps speeds, and that the price must include "any recurring taxes and fees such as recurring rental fees for service provider equipment required to obtain broadband service and usage fees."

 
 
 
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