Carvex

Religion stunts the growth of the brain, especially when forced into a child. They need grow up and become adults before they realize all humans are human.

You fuckin rock, congrats on your success! May we all someday watch predatory privatized insurance burn in hell.

The bank won't approve a $1500 mortgage so I pay $2000 in rent

Declaring countries will be begging to make deals with us, then delaying dday twice and sending them pwetty pwease letters just for a response.

My non-professional guess is that microplastics will eventually sterilize us by disrupting our sperm's ability to function properly. Only the wealthy can afford the medical procedures to bypass this.

I was being sarcastic but thank you!

Court docs2

Tldr.

Really lowering the bar on "threat to humanity" huh

Please don’t spend your money here and help our rich get richer. Make us the example of how to not govern for the rest of the world.

My job involves handling wizard interactions so the Hobbits don’t have to! Hobbits can’t talk to wizards! You orcs don’t understand what I do!

When I found out my boss had secret audio listening in the shop is when I started talking true endless shit about him out loud to others. Gonna snoop, find out the truth.

Shitty? Yes. Petty? Also yes.

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty