ConstableJelly

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Personally, I am excited about Ender Lilies, it was on my wishlist, but don't care about other games.

100%. I vaguely remember hearing about Ender Lilies a while back but it fell of my radar. I watched some videos after this announcement yesterday and it looks really great. I'm excited to try it out.

As for the other two, I think I am permanently Lego-gamed-out, and I don't really understand what FNAF...is, and I haven't the motivation to bother. What little I do know doesn't seem up my alley.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Deadline is a film industry trade paper, so success metrics like Box Office are of interest to it, especially insofar as those metrics guide the trajectory of industry trends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tried The Ascent because of just how slick it looked in the previews I saw. And you're right, the atmosphere is great. But I have a low tolerance for the looter shooter format and I don't play much online coop, so I got real bored of it real fast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I view the first in a vacuum because the others actually harm it

Lol I do the same thing! If I watch any of the sequels I view them essentially as fanfic. Your point about emotional payoff in the first is really good too. It's easy to forget watching the sequels that the dramatic core of the first movie was John's grief for his wife. The dramatic core of the sequels is little more, as I remember, than the convoluted bureaucracy and politics of John trying and failing to be left alone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The best moment in the entire franchise is after the assassination squad is sent to his house in the first movie. I saw it in theaters and fully, unconsciously anticipated that when the police strobe lights started flashing through the windows, that we would get a tense scene of John Wick attempting to distract the cop and send him away without the bodies being discovered.

When instead he opens the door wide, and the cop casually peers past his shoulder, and just asks, "you working again?", it's such a delightful, comical, surprising reveal. The concept worked best when we as the audience expected the world to function familiarly, and it could playfully subvert those expectations in small ways. They dove so deep into the capital-L lore beginning in the second movie, that we no longer expected the world to function familiarly, and thereafter stopped being surprised.

The first flick is a bonified good movie. The rest are, varyingly, titillating scenes of artfully choreographed and executed action set pieces loosely strung together by indulgently juvenile nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I rarely look at the text of legislative bills, but how does some of this language wind up in binding laws?

"Harmful to minors" includes in its meaning the quality of any material or of any performance or of any description or representation, in whatever form, of nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement, or sado-masochistic abuse, when it: (a) Appeals to the prurient interest of minors as judged by the average person, applying contemporary community standards;

Who the fuck is the "average person"? What the fuck are "contemporary community standards"? Realistically, I know it's on purpose to give the courts leeway to apply the law loosely, but it's still outrageous.

§18-1513

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

forecasts ad revenue to hit $1 trillion

I didn't go to the theater for a few years due to both the pandemic and a new baby. When I did return for the first time last year, I was truly shocked at how many ads there are now at the major chains before curtain draw. It used to be ads before showtime, then trailers when the lights dimmed at showtime. Now it seems like there are just as many trailers as there were before, but intercut by an equal number of ads, so the time between showtime and actual movie start is ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I've had a Miele for 9 years. I don't know if anything's changed recently, but based on my personal experience, that's a hard recommend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Best theater experience I've had by far was seeing The Descent on release. In that crucial mid-movie moment, the whole theater freaked out, and after things settled down I saw someone climbing back over the seat they'd apparently jumped over when it happened.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Where have you been for the past 3 months lol.

why would i vote?

The power of your vote isn't affected by someone...commenting on it...so you'd still vote for whatever reason you had before you were told that. Being told that your vote would be wasted on, presumably, a third-party candidate is just practical commentary. If you find yourself dissuaded by that, you're not being suppressed, you're just...childishly impressionable. Please forgive the insult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Honestly super satisfied this month. Remnant 2 and Pathfinder are huge gets, really looking forward to them. Deadcraft seems really interesting too, but I already bought it on sale (after trying the demo).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My incredulity is as boundless as it is impotent.

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