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As best as I can remember, I'm on my 6th.

I am still using a flip phone. My new goal is to make it to 2027 marking two decades of rejecting the smartphone era. Each time I consider compromising something gets even more awful about smartphones and I double down on saying no.

"We support legal immigration!"

frantically tries to make more forms of immigration illegal

They make profit off of being a useless barrier that prevents customers from accessing money they've contributed to use towards their own healthcare. They do nothing of any real value. Their constant profit seeking kills people. Every single administrator in their company is killing people.

Luckily, they won't come after me because everything I said was true.

Yes I am.

It really pisses me off when the cars are backed up but the person in the drive through still has to spend time doing land acknowledgements for each customer and asking them their preferred pronouns. /s

Don't make me post the poem again...

This is good to hear but we need to do everything we can to make each attempted deportation difficult. It's a shame that I don't know any undocumented immigrants to protect, and neither do you.

No officer, I wasn't speeding and crashing though the fence of the school playground. I was merely defying legal limits due to my alternative theories of automotive powers.

How about Uniformity, Segregation, and Adversity? I think we can get people on board with our new USA programs.

Alex Jones use to complain about transhumanists but now that they guy who actually wants to put computer chips in your brain has control of the federal government his top concern is... (literally looking a infowars right now)... oh god just constantly glazing trump. Also, zelensky is a warmonger who wants nukes.

Keep the tradition alive!