Countess425

joined 2 years ago
[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I remember hearing all the boomer "take my wife...please! Ole ball and chain" jokes growing up. I fuckin love my husband. I love being married. I feel bad for people who think resenting their spouse is the default. I get to touch butt pretty much whenever I want.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't say she ran the show. She does the things her brother can't do without ruining his likeability. Everything she does is with his complete approval. She currently sits in the highest government position ever occupied by a woman and is in charge of all DPRK's propaganda (including her brother's public image) and she is the second in command, reportedly responsible for running the country when her brother is medically incapacitated. Kim Jong Un's kids are still too young to take power in his absence and if he dies before they come of age, Kim Yo Jong will rule in her brother's place.

Here is an article that states Kim Yo Jong called repeatedly for the collapse of the Joint Liason with South Korea office building before it suddenly...did.

https://www.npr.org/2020/06/16/877887300/in-terrific-explosion-north-korea-blows-up-liaison-office

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Here is one: https://georgetownsecuritystudiesreview.org/2018/02/21/burying-our-heads-in-the-sand-female-participation-in-political-violence-the-kim-yo-jong-story/

There are also several books published detailing her brutal rise to power. Jong Un is the happy go lucky benevolent dictator who brought skiing and computers to North Korea. She's the one who blew up a building she had a meeting with South Korea's leaders in to make a point about where their diplomacy was headed.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I imagine Kim Jong Un doesn't want his soldiers spending time in Europe unsupervised before returning back to DPRK. Wouldn't surprise me if the order came from him to Putin.

EDIT: the order probably came from Kim Jong Un's sister, she's the brutal one. But it no doubt has his stamp of approval.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This looks great! I'm gonna give it a try one day.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gender reveal parties are for trans people.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I separate by the kind of detergent and cycle a thing is run on.

Gym/sleep t-shirts, denim, towels all get a hot wash with oxi-clean and fabric softener because I love the smell come at me bro.

Elastics - things that are mostly elastic/spandex/polyester - socks, underwear, leggings, sports bras. They get a hot/cold wash with a pre soak and extra rinse. The they get the free and clear detergent that washes cleanest and leaves no smell.

Daily wear/delicates - gentle cold wash with woolite with low tumble dry or hang dry. I only ever have like 4 of these with each wash. Generally the nice, more expensive stuff I wear in public that I want to last a long time.

I don't care what color anything is.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found out a few Christmases ago that I really love gingerbread houses. I used to build scale models in grad school and got really into it. Gingerbread houses are like that but without grades or measuring. My weekend plans are to order trash pizza, put on Home Alone, drink some weed sodas, and decorate gingerbread houses til I'm too stoned to hold a piping bag.

I also love that it is cold and I can snuggle my husband to suck up his warmth and make him yell when I touch him with my cold toes. 😈

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

He's a Russian propaganda troll.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's still time.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only if he did it in Washington DC, on federal land. If he was in Delaware or Maryland or any other state (not Native American Reservation) they were probably state level drug offenses.

 
 

I'm decorating a new house. I want it to be witchy as hell. I get a whole room just for myself where it can be Halloween all year round, even.

Please let me know who is great to work with and has great shipping and who has the best celestial embroidery art because I'm having a hard time finding that!

 

Just out of frame is a monstera I'm pretty proud of (my husband got one at the same time as me, and mine has exploded. His has...not died).

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