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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Q: What happened when the smartest Texan moved to Oklahoma?

A: It lowered the average IQ of both states.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Luigi Mangione tried, convicted of murder, and sentenced to life in prison. (I lose if no trial occurs in 2025, whether due to plea deals, procedural delays, or he gets Epsteined. I also lose if either NY or federal trial results in either acquittal or hung jury.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's an invaluable lesson.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I can make the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign, but only with my left hand.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Local news is reporting the shooter and one victim are dead. The other victim was grazed in the arm and is in stable condition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know. James Upham is credited with inventing the Bellamy salute and may have been inspired by the Roman Empire, or more likely by contemporary portrayals of it. Anyway, by 1930, nobody was heiling Caesar that way, but the salute was in use by American schoolchildren. On that basis, I stand by the claim that the Nazis stole it, directly or indirectly, from either the US, the Roman Empire, or Mussolini's Italy. It's a kind of cultural appropriation I find more palatable when done by people who don't then proceed to violently annex most of Europe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The Bellamy salute was invented in the United States for peaceful purposes. The Nazis stole it (as they did with the swastika and the term Aryan) and applied it to evil. As Nazi symbols, they became more strongly associated with the humanitarian atrocities of that regime than with their original meanings, to the extent that decent people hesitate to use them anymore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

There's no technical reason why you couldn't. It's probably just some stupid marketing reason like:

  • A. Monster doesn't want to sell its concentrate this way.
  • B. They do, but not at a price that would justify including it as an option among other common self serve beverages.
  • C. Stores don't want to offer unlimited access to dangerously high levels of caffeine after a Panera customer with a pre-existing heart condition drank about a gallon of caffeinated lemonade and then dropped dead in the dining room.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
  • 49N: that's as far north as you can go outside of Alaska or Minnesota (I have been to MN, but not the bit north of the 49th)
  • ~29.9N: at New Orleans, not along the Gulf coast, though I have also been to the Gulf itself slightly north of there.
  • ~74.6W: in an Atlantic coast state, but not all the way to the coast.
  • ~123.8W: to the Pacific Ocean
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

What better way to honor the reverend's legacy than by bulldozing some poors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your math teacher might not approve of this proofThe given examples suffice to prove the general identity. Both sides are obviously degree 4 polynomials, so if they agree at 5 points (include the degenerate case 0^3 = 0^2), then they agree everywhere.


[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

You just listed a bunch of mammals, not a representative sample of predators. You think lobsters and spiders are cuter than cuter than deer and koalas?

edit: oops, 4 mammals and a bird

 

I understand that the bite test was used by frontier merchants as a low-tech way to assay gold, which worked because elemental gold was softer than some of the less valuable alloys that might otherwise be mistaken for gold.

But Olympic gold medals contain less than 10% gold. They're exactly the type of forgery the bite test is intended to root out. I've even seen athletes breaking their teeth on silver or bronze medals which makes even less sense to me.

Is it all just a big fuck you to the IOC, mocking them for being too cheap to spring for real gold?

 

Because if it ices over, your furnace will stop working on the day^1^ you most needed it.

Flushing it out from the outside with a bucket of hot water and a pump similar to this one ^2^ will melt the ice and open up the drain and you will get heat again.

^1^ Day because if your freezing weather lasts much longer than that, your homebuilder probably engineered a house that could handle the cold. Unfortunately my house was built by southern rednecks who'd never heard of insulation.

^2^ Not an endorsement of any brand or retailer. Just make sure it has a long enough hose. That's what made it work better than some of the things I tried first.

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