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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🀣

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes, they will.