DemBoSain

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have to pay for Subaru-brand OnStar before the heated seats are even an option. I didn't know the seats were subscription when I bought the car, they just said OnStar was free for a year.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Define every acronym, but define them wrong (lmao is an abbreviation for Little Mao, indicating a person with an overdeveloped sense of power over a little, inconsequential item.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Where, oh where, are there 2A people?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Subaru does this.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

A manblower isn't going to have the effect you think it will. Well, if you're smart it might.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Metal is a lot heavier than wood. You'd never be able to lift it to the moon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know what you said, but I'm pretty sure I was going to make the same joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Of COURSE there are plans to invade Canada. There are probably plans for invading every major nation on earth, and several strategic minor ones.

I suspect the Canadian plans have been recently edited. And maps updated to include the locations of all the giant water valves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"He's doing a great job, we should give him another $56 billion" -- Tesla board members.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just remember that Bush sent "terrorists" to Guantanamo Bay so they would not have constitutional protections.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

vice versa.

Imma stop you right there...

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

The first "real" drug I was on was Cymbalta. As I was leaving the office with my prescription, I noticed a Cymbalta clock on the wall. And then Cymbalta notepads on the counter.

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