DonPiano

joined 2 years ago
[–] DonPiano 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

[–] DonPiano 15 points 1 year ago

No point; resistance is futile.

I'll just see myself out.

[–] DonPiano 16 points 1 year ago

He's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

[–] DonPiano 17 points 1 year ago

And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

[–] DonPiano 7 points 1 year ago

More like Faux News

[–] DonPiano 29 points 1 year ago

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

[–] DonPiano 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

[–] DonPiano 5 points 1 year ago

The word they're looking for is "shitnami".

[–] DonPiano 22 points 1 year ago

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

[–] DonPiano 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

[–] DonPiano 184 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!

[–] DonPiano 2 points 1 year ago

CHEESE IS NICE!

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