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@[email protected] left gull: "I told you to strap on the picnic, but you said no, you could just carry it on your back. And now look: no food and all the cafés are shut for the afternoon. And what am I supposed to give to Bob, Phyllis and the kids when they turn up?!!!"

@[email protected] he's seen it all before, and one day, those young 'uns will learn that's not the way to do it!