FistingEnthusiast

Nah

I'm just not attracted to blokes

When I was single, I had loads of gay guys offering to "help" me

I'd rather just have a wank

I'm no prude, I'm a filthy pervert, but I'm just not into dudes. I have often wished I was, because it would be a whole new world of experiences, but it's just not my thing

Not in the slightest

My woman and I enjoy kink immensely, and she enjoys pain, and being stretched to her limits, but it's never "punishment"

It's not about me having power over her at all.

Anyone who really understands kink knows that the locus of control is with the sub anyway

We just enjoy the kind of sex we enjoy, without worrying about how to label it

I don't "punish" her, she's never going to "punish" me, neither of us are subby at all. That's not how our dynamic works

But jeebus, she puts herself through some shit in the throes of passion...

That tattoo must have hurt like absolute hell on her tailbone, not to mention the itching as it healed...

Fucking depressing, and totally accurate

Humans just aren't actually good. We're capable of amazing things, and also great cruelty

We're right in the middle. The scales tip in whatever direction circumstances dictate. It's quite something, especially because we all want to b the the "good guy". We're just not wired that way

Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they're smart as hell

There's no kidney!

It's the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren't used, but people often think it's basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it's not for everyone, but it's definitely worth trying

Haggis

They're wrong, but I get it

I'm blocking you now, because I find your very existence offensive

You're going to die alone and lonely

Report for misogynistic bullshit

That's the first thing I did

You just showed me that you know nothing other than what you have seen in porn

I'm not even slightly surprised

Not a fucking chance