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Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they're smart as hell

There's no kidney!

It's the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren't used, but people often think it's basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it's not for everyone, but it's definitely worth trying

Haggis

They're wrong, but I get it

I'm blocking you now, because I find your very existence offensive

You're going to die alone and lonely

Report for misogynistic bullshit

That's the first thing I did

You just showed me that you know nothing other than what you have seen in porn

I'm not even slightly surprised

Not a fucking chance

Already reported for being a misogynistic dickhead

Better than you, champ

My silly name is just that

I value woman as equals, and despise incels like you with your repulsive attitudes

They do

Objects that he can never have, so he resents their very existence

What the fuck does my name have to do with your misogynistic bullshit?