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Making yourself at home in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

He's also eating peanut butter out of the jar. And he's a raccoon.

"The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob." in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don't like, we have canceled your series!

me_irl in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

fack the cappers in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

It's a grocery chain in Canada and this is marvelous. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?" slams book shut

It's a grocery chain in Canada and this is marvelous. in c/[email protected]

heehoo peanut in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Perfect pump!

Kiss is still cool though in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Admit, who of you is this? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

We're bombing schools now? That's worrying in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Wait, if I spray the can and lose my atheism, does that mean I no longer get to eat the Christian babies?

There is no hate like Christian love in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can do what you want with your own money, but it costs nothing to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself. Also, the quotes around "hateful" trigger me a bit. It wasn't "hateful", it was straight-up hateful.