GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

First person, but sometimes there's a soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who thinks they can complete more levels that me before losing consciousness?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (19 children)

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could buy him out at $2/rose and still double my investment. Have you seen the price of flowers lately?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the Republicans tied aid to Ukraine to a strong border bill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

GenXers who had a Mickey Mouse gumball machine can't say shit about this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yoink! Second score for my wallpapers folder today!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Added to my wallpaper folder. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, for one, am keenly interested in Kid Rock's opinion on the role of central banking in a post-pandemic economy. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But what about second breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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Doesn't see c/theonion
Fuck.

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