GreenShimada

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

My Trump-voting prepper parents in a nutshell. They wanted an excuse to eat 5 gallons of powdered eggs? Well guess what, now's your chance.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago

Me: "I'm 4X years old, I have my whole life ahead of me."

News: "Another 40-something person with enough money to definitely have done something about their health issues dies of something terrible that their body did to them."

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago

until their maker gets an exemption

Ah, yes, how to ask for a bribe 101.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Reddit CEO: "What? We can't sell user data on our increasingly punitive and terrible site because the bots keep fucking up the models trained on that data? Hold my beer..."

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Maybe me, maybe me and the Iyatolah.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Nah. Deleted her account and then came back on a new instance. Or it's someone that saw we, as a group, love that brand of shitposting and decided to cosplay her. Either way, it's good shitposting and I enjoy it, so I'm glad SOMEONE is doing it again.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I should have added a /s - that's the joke. She had mentioned living in the Gulf at some point, and is influential here, ergo she's an "influencer in Dubai" maybe, from our perspective.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, logically it makes zero sense to bet for it other than ego-soothing. Which even that barely makes sense. And it's not like the Christians can bet $1 million, either. The funds get withdrawn and held, so you're literally out money and wouldn't ever collect on the winnings.

Might as well bet on an asteroid hitting earth and wiping out all life on earth. To win the bet, you have to be dead.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is several pictures. I saw them all. A guy came up to me, big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes, and says "Sir, I've never seen all the pictures in the GIF. I'm glad you saw them for me." I'm a super picture-seer, the likes of which have never been seen before. I refer to every frame of the GIF as a picture because I'm also a four-dimensional time god.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Glad to have you back.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Aren't we all just trolling ourselves, at some level?

I used to have an account on Today and it gets janky every once in a while and just goes down for an hour or two. I literally did the same.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Oh, I've never seen a picture of Violet08

 

Finally at peace.

 

1950's advertising is hilarious to me

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1950's advertising is hilarious to me.

 

I don't mean gross stuff like SomethingAweful.

I'm talking someone's fever dream neocities page that details how to make a UFO engine using element 115.

A blog that is wild conspiracy stuff that has aged like fine wine.

Or some serial forum post that makes no sense but seems too complex to be performative.

17776 is a good example, if you're not familiar.

 

Hi everyone - posting here mostly interested in connecting with fellow esoteric-friendly lemmy users.

I've done blind-to-target remote viewing, but a problem with that is that you can't just pick your targets. I've tried map dowsing and did....meh. I haven't used tarot in a while, but thinking about letting a deck come back into my life if it happens to happen. I'm out of practice and coming back to it.

Curious what others around here are favor or have had work well for them.

 

Pundits love to say they see Trump's pattern, but they also love to talk about their areas of expertise.

Remember that trade war with China? That help we were going to give to protesters in Iran? Champaign tariffs? Billions in investments from the Saudis and Qatar?

Trump's pattern is that when he fucks up and affects the money, that issue is no longer in play. That's why the TACO term came from Wall Street. They see the pattern as well because it's their daily life. He did the same thing in the first term.

Trump's pattern on anything that sticks around for more than 14 days:

  • Float the balloon to get your meager base on your side and ramped up. See if meme traction materializes. Three stupid memes to share from some groyper? Nod from Peter Thiel? Now you're hooked.

  • Move the Overton Window so far that slight capitulation might get you something.

  • Throw everyone else's resources at the problem to exhaust opposition. Make everyone else waste time and money just to stand in your way. The costs are theirs alone.

  • Lose and say you won. Explain the win as something just around the corner, long term, etc.

Greenland as a topic is 100% dead. It ran the course and he lost badly. The EU told him "maybe we'll get you a puppy next year for your birthday, OK Donnie?"

Oh....hey, how are those troop movements near Iran going?

 

I put down a few bucks on the horses on the first Saturday in May, but it seems like online sports betting is just specifically designed to screw people out of all their money as fast as possible.

I guess....change my mind? Or don't.

Edit: I wasn't asking anyone to convince me to gamble, I was curious who the hell actually throws money in a black hole and wanted to hear their perspective. Thanks for the downvotes.

 

No AI used. I have 5 fingers on each hand! There are 27...wait, no, 5.... wait... no, 4 lights! No, that's not it. Oh, no , it's 3 Rs in strawberry. That's it.

Poster in an homage to the Isle of Wright Festival with The Doors

 

This made for TV movie originally aired in syndication instead of Hercules/Xena reruns. Later ran on SciFi. It's the same premise as Galaxy Quest, but on a more individual scale.

It's cheesy, it's campy, and it's worth a watch for some quality 90's throwback entertainment.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by GreenShimada@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
 

Request from @Allero@lemmy.today...well, kinda. They asked for J-Law and got this. Put yer GD pitchforks away.

No AI used, ya snobs!

 

Credit to @Broadfern@lemmy.world for coming up with "MinTay" as an OS name.

 

Just curious.

For me, it's in Season 6 when everyone gets amnesia due to WIllow's spell forgetfulness spell oopsie. Once they undo the spell and everyone's standing around, Xander chuckles and says "I just back the memory of watching King Ralph."

No idea why it's THAT moment, but it sticks with me and always makes me smile.

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