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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I know nothing about this stuff, but I think USA shouldn’t have 30 different ot dawgss. Choose one and sit the fuck down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It's so good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I get mine outside Showbox Market late at night

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I always skip over those vendors seeing shows. I’ll have to grab one next tome! Thanks!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy 5 points 8 hours ago

The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Mostly delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?

The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS

Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome

Norway one: basically lost the will to live

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

These are hot dogs not thought crimes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That's the ~curry~ worst

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn't a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn't one. It's just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.

The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Once again the Philippines doesn’t know how to food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"how USians think Europe looks like"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

No? They are Muricans.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

The NJ ripped (deep fried) ones are missing. Also the Carolina is misplaced. The slaw dog originated in WV.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently from a pharmacy in Columbus, Georgia. The "scrambled dog".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Thanks! These clickbaits will claim any gas station monstrosity as a local delicacy.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago

I eat beans on dogs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

The Amsterdam dog really isn't anything dutch or traditional. It's just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they're not returning customers and thus won't complain about shitty food

We honestly don't really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that's the good stuff

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you call this a hotdog you’re going to get stabbed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

That's a Bunnings hotdog, now come stab me!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago

I grew up poor too

I didn't know we were Australian

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

[–] rabber 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's Icelands national dish and not on here wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

The Danish stole them from us and added pickles.

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