Hobbes_Dent

joined 1 year ago

[WP] Aliens come to Earth. They completely ignore all attempts at diplomacy as they're only looking for a single person in particular. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

“Mr. Hawking please. We heard there was a party.”

LISTEN: Leaked audio of DEI activist feeding air traffic control exam answers to minority candidates... - Revolver News in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Go fuck yourself.

Back to work chocolate in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Moisturizer.

Why did you allow Donald Trump? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Asking the real questions.

Pussy Riot - Make America Great Again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

8 years old. Holy shit this timeline.

Sorry I just puked on your police country.

Trump says his vow to end Ukraine's war in 24-hours was 'sarcastic' in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

/ᛋᛋ

What parody surpassed what it was trying to parody? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Naked Gun.

Austin Powers.

Team America: World Police

Do you know how long I have been waiting for this exact date to post this? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~Soon~~ Today.

*screaming professor noise intensifies* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Face Higgs-er maintenance on the toob.

*clang*

“Bos-off, muthafucka.”

Musician kitten in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t fret, little one.

So eepy! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Go” is an action word and I am le tired.

If Canada did become a state... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I know it’s just a shower thought, but I want to remind everyone that if Canada in any way becomes a state, America will wish it was just losing in Vietnam again because from our ashes we will be the harshest insurrection you’ve ever seen and we will mess with every map and every American.