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Thank you Microsoft, for the final push in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What stopped me initially from paying Adobe was the fact that they force you to use their Cloud app which served no purpose to me. A crack doesn't come with Cloud or at least a disabled one... Now that I know you have to pay to cancel, I'm pretty happy that Adobe stuff is easy to crack.

We give it all (and more) away to the worst of us. There often is nothing left for ourselves at the end of the day. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I'm offended

Oliver's debut on Lemmy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

About to say the same lmao

Carolina Wren Stops by for a Snack in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These little ones are pretty small for the amount of lovely sound they produce!

Lemm.ee is recruiting new admins! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

As you said in one of the comments, 5 hours a week would put me on the list.. But I'm not sure what the tasks are about and whether I can do them at all since Lemmy has been mobile only for me.. I wouldn't mind to help out, but I'm not sure if I'm actually up for the job

RIP in peace in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ayy lmao brings me back🥹

Proud American civilian casualty reporting in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

They never teached me this in history lessons!!

S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dang, this meme sparked quite some discussions.

S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 125 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"No" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is actually CRAZY! Smorty drama update

"No" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)

Smorty HATES this one simple comment

Checking in in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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