Ioughttamow

Roast it and salt it

Irony is dead

oooh, I'd say bolt cutters too for the springs

the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn't have that much tension on them

Just this special snowflake. Can’t help but cause needless own goals

Wouldn’t be surprised if something ole rapey did butterfly effected into this

The spineless wonder

Totes better than Kamala

The penisly impaired

Sawzall

I think it’s a vampire cosplaying as a pig

Currently half way through Morningstar, third book of Red Rising by Pierce Brown. I think I'll have it finished roughly a week from now and then move on to the fourth book. Still enjoying the series, and it's nice to be able to talk to my wife about it as she's on Lightbringer. There's quite a bit of overlap with what we read, but she tends towards cozier books than I do, and I'll listen to stuff like the darkstar trilogy which I think she wouldn't enjoy at all

Remember to stake the heart or cut off the head to prevent those who die of consumption from coming back to feast on the living

It may not be a perfect circle, but there is a troubling overlap