Jhogenbaum

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Rotisserie chicken I just bought was cheaper than a dozen eggs. This raises a bunch of questions in my mind, and, to answer my first question - yes, cooking the chicken does prevent the spread of bird flu...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I appreciate that the author both adds texture/nuance AND firmly denounces him. I like the depth to that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

...the Republic of Ireland? ...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I agree with your comment, but he's here to give you what you wanted: scary and unsettling. This is the dude who understood the assignment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I hadn't had "the talk" and assembled my own understanding about marriage = "the ability to touch each other's private parts."

I remember thinking, at the age of probably 8 or 10ish, that a bride and a groom, after they were married, in their fancy full wedding outfits would stand on either side of the sink (specifically in my house's upstairs crappy bathroom with mildewy tile) and expose themselves to each other, and then the bride would reach across the sink and "tag" touch the groom's crotch and then pull her dress up, and... at that point I didn't really understand what she would "have" under her wedding dress, but I did assume the groom would reach over and basically "tag you're it" style touch her, at which point the act would conclude.

I didn't have a name for this act, but I was pretty sure this is what adults all did immediately after marriage, one time only. I didn't associate it with babies or anything, more a rite of passage.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am I doing the math right? That like 27k a day?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

me too, and confusion: ...the Librarians HAVE to be inside the schools...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Stavvy has a great, sexy calendar that he puts out every year.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

... Yep... And we repeat that sentiment for Hamas.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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I recommend watching this at at least 1.5+ speed (very slowly paced).

 
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