JustADrone

joined 2 years ago
[–] JustADrone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To paraphrase Norm Macdonald - the worst part wasn't the escalation, it was the murderin'.

[–] JustADrone 4 points 2 years ago

"farewell, fellow human, son of mine, in this authentically staged photo-op as you go to human-school. actual-humans exchange human emotions through a physical gesture of some sort. perhaps a handshake? yes. a handshake. the human photographers will surely document this actual-human interaction between myself (a human) and my son (also, a human) and the people of this country will finally embrace me as an actual human."

(narrator: humans don't shake their sons' hands when they drop them off for the first day of school…)

[–] JustADrone 4 points 2 years ago

it's not that he's athiest - he still firmly believes in a God and a Supreme Being™, it's just that he sees himself in the role…

[–] JustADrone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They aren't ditching religion, they're making their own with a new idol. And I'm guessing many of them don't even realize what they're doing - they probably still think of themselves as Christians. This is the power of Trump's grifting.

[–] JustADrone 5 points 2 years ago

I thought at some point, the UCP made a big thing out of Red Tape Reduction. Or was that only for oil companies? Of course it was.

[–] JustADrone 6 points 2 years ago

There is no such thing as “self made”…

[–] JustADrone 19 points 2 years ago

Government regulations??? That sounds like socialism!!! Oh, and can I get a couple billion dollars in tax money to cover my expenses? Which is totally not socialism how dare you!!!

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